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Northampton & the Pioneer Valley

 

“This small city [Northampton] offers more restaurants and shops, certainly more galleries, theaters and performance venues than most urban centers dozens of times its size. Add two rivers, mountain views, landscaped parks and meadow walks, and you begin to see why people call it paradise.” The Boston Globe

Western Massachusetts is a great place to live! The outdoors offers myriad activities year-round: hiking, boating, swimming in the lakes and rivers, kayaking, organized sports, and festivals galore. Arts and entertainment include theater, music, and first-class museums. There are small artsy cities like Northampton and Amherst, bigger cities like Springfield, and lots of surrounding rural areas. Housing is still relatively affordable (when compared to the larger traditional gay centers). Northampton has the best of both worlds--a sophisticated rural lifestyle and all the cultural, artistic, academic, and business amenities of a much larger city.

Northampton also features one of the most vibrant downtown centers in New England, offering a unique blend of indepen­dent retail shops, eclectic restaurants and cafes, art galleries, museums, clubs, and theaters earning its name as “Number One Best Small Arts Town in America” by author John Villani, and one of the “Top 25 Arts Destinations” in the nation by American Style magazine.

Northampton has retained much of its historic character in its downtown, its residential neighborhoods, and the smaller commercial village centers of Florence and Leeds. (Check out Historic Northampton's publication:
A Visitor's Guide to Paradise: Historical Walking Tours of Northampton, Massachusetts
to learn more.) Northampton is also located in the heart of a lively college community that includes Smith College, the University of Mass-achusetts, Amherst College, Hampshire College, and Mount Holyoke College. The Five Colleges are host to a wide array of educational, cultural, arts, theater, and music events ... which then draws in the guys who prefer such things (which I am assuming includes both you and me).

The Smith College campus is open to the public and only a short walk up Main Street from downtown. The campus offers beautiful gardens, walks around Paradise Pond, the Lyman Conservatory, and the Smith College Museum of Art.       
     View of downtown Northampton from Smith College


Northampton -- The Place to Be

 

Then ...

Many well-known people have made Northampton their home for at least part of their lives, or have enjoyed visiting "Paradise City." (I know, a title like that is somewhat overly-saccharine in natureand dangerously wide open to ironic statementsbut in this case it really is kind of true.) History will state (OK, it was actually Wikipedia) that it was the Swedish Nightingale, Jenny Lind, who first gave Northampton that nickname more than a century ago, at a time when she was performing downtown at the Academy of Music Theatre. And, now that we're on the topic, it's worth mentioning that the Academy really is an amazing treasure. On the National Historic Register, it also one of the oldest continuously running theaters in the country. It has seen performers such as Mae West, Liz Burton, Harry Houdini, Ethel Barrymore, Lillian Gish, Boris Karloff, Basil Rathbone, and John Philip Sousa. Pretty much everyone.

I know, I know, I'll try to be more brief, butwhile we're name-droppingwe might as well mention that some of our famous citizens are also immor­talized here in town. Check it out: President Calvin Coolidge was actually a mayor here before going all upwardly-mobile on us and changing his zip-code to the White House. (Just to prove it, at Forbes Library you can arrange to explore the Calvin Coolidge Presidential Library Collection.) Oh, and over in Florence (a neighboring village of Northampton), there is a bronze statue and small park dedicated to the abolitionist and suffragist Sojourner Truth, who moved to the area due in part to the utopian community that made its home in Florence at the turn of the last century.


... and now.

Many performers have spent time in Northampton, and favor the town as a liberal and enthusi-astic venue. Recently, singer
Bob Dylan
gave a rare interview to
60 Minutes
from his room at the Hotel Northampton. And just last year, the Dalai Lama came to Smith College because of his strong ties to the local Tibetan and academic communities. The amazing Margaret Cho shows up at least once a year to perform one of her explosively hysterical comedy shows at the Calvin Theater. The late, really great George Carlin came through town this year on his final tour. And this summer, Melissa Etheridge (yeah, I know: she's a lesbian icon, but she'll Guitar Hero you under the table) rocked out in the gorgeously intimate, outdoor Pines Theater in local Look Park. And coolest of all, the cleverly confessional Augusten Burroughs is a Noho native. His bestselling book, Running with Scissors, takes place right here in Northampton.


Getting Here

Trying to turn you ... in the right direction.

BY AIR
Bradley International Airport is just outside of Hartford, CT, and is the regional airport serving Northampton, located about 40 minutes to the south. (Northampton itself does have a tiny airstrip near the river that it calls an airport, but I challenge you to find it on Google Earth. Honestly, it's so small that I think it's used only for crop-dusting ... or for whisking celebrities away to rehab.)

DRIVINGFROM THE NORTH
Take 91 South, and get off exit 20 "Route 5, King Street." Now, I know you are good and clever people, so please don't judge us on King Street aloneevery town has its commercial district! Do not fret, beauty awaits: Go through 5 traffic lights and take a right at the 6th light onto Main Street. There, see? ...

DRIVINGFROM THE SOUTH
Take 91 North to exit 18. Take a left off the exit ramp and travel down Pleasant Street (again with these names) approximately one mile until you reach the traffic lights at the intersection with Main St. (Not only will you see the relieved-looking motorists who are arriving here from the North, but you will also see a gorgeous-looking brownstoney courthouse diagonally ahead of you to the left.) Turn left, just before the courthouse, onto Main Street. Adventure awaits.


NORTHAMPTON CITY HALL
                                                              See? I'm not making this up.

Once you turn onto
Main Street, City Hall
(the building that looks, impossibly, like a large looming castle) will be about a block-and-a-half up on your left. You will think that you are hallucinating, but you are not. Keep moving towards it;
it will not disappear. When you are feeling like yourself once again, amble across the street and grab yourself a much-deserved Starbucks. (Oh, and a word to the wise: in your eagerness to find City Hall, please don't be one of those people who fall for the traditional, brownstoney courthouse on the right that looks like it should be the town hall; because that's just a courthouse.)